heckme:

when he cums inside the butt by “accident”

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lion:

this nigga drake brought a lint roller to a basketball game lmaoooo
tearkat:

Sharpay has changed so much 

giraffescanflytoo:

kurdtkocaine:

so my brother was doing something weird in the front yard in his underwear???

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and the next thing i know……

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Do you live in a Sims game

iwillbeskinny123:

find the motivation to improve yourself here ladies
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"Most people die at 25 and aren’t buried until they’re 75."

Benjamin Franklin (via vitael)

Best quote ever

(via stay-alive4urdreams)

In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

hornyspice:

My yearbook quote.
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